Mr. Not Turning in the RIght Lane at the Traffic Light

I just want to ram my truck up your bumper.  Why do you do that to me?  Why do you sit there in the right lane, when the left lane is WIDE OPEN, and tap your fingers to your music while 4 cars behind you all have our blinkers on?  WHY? 
I know I shouldn't let you piss me off so  bad, but when I'm on my 3rd magazine this month, I'm tired, and want to punch something, you do an extraordinary job of sending me over the edge.

on an unrelated note, when you pay with cash, WHY IN THE HELL do they insist on putting the cash in your hand and then sprinkling the change all over it?  Then you have to grab the coins off the money and re-organize yourself.  Yeah, I'm looking at you Mr. Cash Register Man.  You're pissing me off, too.

I need to lay off the coffee.

two things:

1. there was a dead duck in front of the Dodging Duck. 
2. the Supreme court has ruled that sex offenders can be incarcerated indefinitely due to their threat to our communities.  But Obama wants to close Gitmo and let 'em all go.  mmmmmmmkay?

Rain for the next 10 days. Good times.

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boom

I sincerely believe that the debt crisis that is about to hit this country is going to lead to a revolution.  It will be painful, but necessary.  I know that's a radical thought, but I'm dead serious.  This country is completely unsustainable, and the Tea Parties are just the beginning.  Unless somebody comes along that will figure out how to slim things up, we're headed for some rough days.  You can only tax people so much, and as we continue to hear about government waste, people are going to crack.

not much to add really.

eek

I walked into baby David's room.  Angela is changing his diaper.  She lifts his legs up and puts a thermometer up his rear-end.  I back away slowly.

I walked into baby David's room.  Angela is changing his diaper.  She then takes a bulb sucker thing and puts it up his nose and sucks out a ton of snot.  I back away slowly.

These are my new adventures, and they are highly confusing to me.