again Work Week, it's been real......

sad

http://www.ashleymadison.com/app/public/indexsimple.p
"life is short - have an affair."

yup - we're doomed to hell.

yup, Robert Earl was on his way to "a meeting".  this sucks.  No Willie.  No Beer.  No long-winded story or anything remotely interesting.  my fantasies are ruined.

rek

so I'm interviewing Robert Earl Keen for the inaugural issue of Lifestyles magazine.  I now have his cell phone #.  To flash back to college, I would have killed for this valuable piece of information.  I'm petrified to call him.

I wonder what kind of ring tone does he have.
I wonder if when I call he'll be chilling on his back porch with a beer and a guitar.
I wonder if he'll tell me he's cruising in his tour bus with Willie Nelson and Jack Ingram.
That would only seem fitting.
I'm most scared that I'll call and he'll tell me that he's cooking dinner, mowing his lawn, or sitting on the john.

that would destroy me.

random

i've decided Twitter is retarded.  anything called "tweeting" is stupid.  telling people where you are at any given moment is even worse.  and giving me something else to keep up with is downright evil.

damn you Twitter.  damn you to hell.

seriously?

this guy speaks at an ELEMENTARY school and needs a teleprompter?

this takes the crown for the most ridiculous image posted on my blog.

i continue to hope

you guys are all giddy with Scott Brown because he screws up the Obaminator's evil plans.

I'm fired up because he is a good guy:
http://glennsacks.com/blog/?p=4523

haiti

i don't know why, but this image just made smile.  Amid the death and destruction of Haiti, a couple of kids can still have a good time. 

goodbye workweek. I've had it with you.

BAD image of the day

bet you didn't know that Guns was touring right now.

dammit

ya know, I really hate magazines today.  With a passion.  Maybe it's not magazines, but rather, it's self-employment.  sometimes it's great fun, and sometimes you think it'll put you in an early grave. 

today is the latter.

everybody thinks you can take off any day and go play golf.  that's not accurate.  instead, i'm working 60 hours a week, stressed out of mind, with the weight of my family's stability on my shoulders.  and i'm the only one that can keep the ship afloat. 

when you reach your goals, it's great fun.  When you're having a hard time, it's the scariest seat in the office.

best ad I've seen today....

i knew it...

my publisher letter has freaked many people out. They can't tell if I'm serious. One person has already offered to put signs in yards for my impending run for mayor. No matter how far out I go with ideas, somebody will wonder if you're serious. Even if you're not.

so to be clear: I'm not putting guards at the HEB and I'm NOT running for mayor.

ok, back to work..............

i'm free fallin' baby.......